Paranormal Humor: Got Spirits? Give NEPI a Call Maybe

 

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Having trouble with the dead?

You have your whole place violated?

You want to get rid of them pesky dead critters once and for all?

Well, come and down and see us folks, because we're New Hampshire's leading paranormal investigators.

Yessiree, come on down and I'll tell you, we'll do anything!

We'll investigate your place real good.

The point is that we're willing to do anything to get your business.

Hell, we'll investigate ourselves if we have to!

Woo! We got spirits running all through us.

Come on down and see it.

And hey, if you act now, you get a free investigation, anytime and always. Now you can't beat that can you?

And bring your little parks down here.

Hell, we got plenty of spooks and demons for them to play with. There isn't any problem with that at all. 

So, call us once.

Call us twice.

And if we don't answer...a third times a charm.

And remember...

We'll investigate any place you want us to investigate and we'll stay for as long as you want.

Come on down now! Chew on a dog!

OOOooooooooOOOO!

 

Just call Anthony at 444-7142!

 

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Yeah, I'm a silly bitch sometimes. But if you want to see where I got this from and played around with it a little. Then check out the video below and read it along with it. It's not exactly in sync, but I think I did a pretty good job!