Sunday, April 16, 2017

Easter Bunny

I guess you could say, he made kids HARES stand up? 

Friday, April 7, 2017

Definitions Investigators Should Know: Apophenia

Also see: The Pareidolia Effect by Chris Chaos 

Plague Doctors

I always thought these masks look so cool. 

Gruesome Murders: Katherine Mary Knight

Monday, March 27, 2017

The Paranormal Guide Presents: Ancient Death - Tollund Man

The Tollund Man is probably the most well-preserved body from pre-historic times in the world. 

Discovered in a peat bog in Denmark, this man, who they believe was sacrificed to the gods, has given modern day historians a rare glimpse into life in the early Iron Age.

Iron Age Life and Death

On 6 May, 1950, Viggo and Emil Hojgaard and their wives were cutting peat in the peat bog named Bjaeldskovdal in Denmark. One of the wives noticed a corpse in the peat layer. The corpse looked fresh, and with heavy hearts they believed they had found the remains of a young boy who had recently gone missing. They reported the find to the police.

Tollund Man on display in the Silkeborg Museum.

When the police arrived, they were quite surprised by the condition of the body. They attempted to identify a time of death, and were having trouble, so called in an archaeologist named Professor Glob. The Professor surprised everyone by proclaiming that the corpse was at least 2,000 years old, and appeared to be a victim of ritual sacrifice.

And so he was named the Tollund Man. His name was an obvious choice, as the family who found him came from the small village of Tollund, which was not far from the peat bog.

The side of his body which was turned downwards in the grave was incredibly well preserved. Only the side facing upwards showed signs of decomposition. It is believed that the body had shrunk throughout the decomposing stages, and as it was found, measured at 161 centimetres.

The only parts of his body which were pretty much ruined were his arms and his hands. They were skeletonized due to peat-digging. His feet were in perfect condition, as was one figure.

The face of Tollund Man.

His head was angelic in its preservation. His eyes and mouth were closed, and he looked to be sleeping. He had short hair which was covered by a pointed cap made of sheepskin, with two thin leather straps tying it to his head under his chin.

He had no clothing on his body, but a belt made out of thin pieces of leather was tied around his hips. The most telling sign of all though was the leather rope, tightened into a noose, which was secured around his neck.

This noose has intrigued the historians and archaeologists who have been studying the Tollund Man… the rope had left a furrow in the skin under his neck and chin, but not at the back of the neck. His tongue, inside his mouth, was also distended. It was decided that the Tollund had been hanged – although there were some inconsistencies with that as well, such as the fact that there was no vertebrae breakage as is common among hanging victims.

When the scientists removed his body, they found a very thin layer of moss underneath him which they recognised as being present in peat bogs in the early Iron Age… Tollund Man therefore was estimated to have died in 375 – 210 BC. What a remarkable discovery, and one which is believed to be the best preserved corpse from the Iron Age – especially considering the dead in that time were mostly cremated on funeral pyres. His age at the time of death was between 30 and 40 years – an old man by the standards of the time.

During an autopsy, scientist removed the alimentary canal, which consists of the stomach and intestines. They wanted to see if they could find out what the Iron Age people ate. The majority of the meal had passed into the intestines, which showed that he had eaten somewhere between 12 and 24 hours before he died. They found 40 different types of grains and seeds, and no traces of meat, fish or fruit/vegetable matter.

Reconstruction of the face.

There are no written records from the time period that the Tollund Man was alive in Denmark, so scientists do not know why he was killed. Perhaps he was a criminal and hanging was the punishment. Perhaps he was a sacrifice to a god. They do not know. The closest information is the written records of Cornelius Tacitus, a Roman who wrote down accounts he heard from people who traded with those in Northern Europe. 

Tacitus wrote: "They hang traitors and renegades in trees, cowards (yellow), combat evaders (afraid to go to war) and unnaturally immoral people they lower into filthy swamps and cover them with branches".

He also noted that in some tribes, human sacrifices were made to the gods.

Both of these are possibilities, but scientists tend to think that the second option is more likely, due to the care taken with placing him in the bog, in a sleeping position. Such care shows affection, not anger. It is also believed that his eyes were closed after death, another small gesture of affection. It is these small things which make it possible that Tollund Man was sacrificed to some forgotten god or gods.

If you’re ever in Denmark, head to the Silkeborg Museum, where you can find the Tollund Man’s remains.

Peet Banks 2014

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Video of the Day with James Paradie: Door Slamming in Morgue in Brazil

I was browsing on various paranormal pages one day when I bumped into this video that you're about to see. Simple really. It's just a red box with the door slamming shut, opening, slamming shut, but all on its "own." I put own in quotations ... just in case. But first, a story behind the door slamming.

According to, the video has been making its rounds and what it is is two police officers in Brazil are checking out a loud noise coming from the morgue ... of all places, right? The video starts off with a bang, literally, with a good sized metal door slamming shut and opening again, repeat, repeat, repeat ... on its "own." On top of that, a light fixture is flickering on and off and then once they get close to the door, it stops slamming, the lights go out for a second, and that's it. Check it out.

What do I think? I think it's a hoax. Like so many of the comments say on their Facebook, it's just too convenient that the light shuts off just as they reach the door. This gives them enough time to disassemble anything they were using - probably a wire. Is it creepy? Sure. But I think it's fake.

What do you think?


Friday, March 24, 2017

WTF Paranormal with James Paradie: "Dude. You need to get laid." The King of Orbs

What's going on, fellow frighteners? Welcome to the revamped Annoying Things About the Paranormal. The name is no more and I have decided that simply WTF Paranormal fits perfectly. I will keep the previous Annoying Things as they were, but this is the name I'm using from now on.

Our first WTF Paranormal is one of the paranormal's hard to kill, stomp it to the freaking ground, thoughts that orbs are spirits. No. I'm sorry. They're not. It's been scientifically proven. But some people won't listen.

Take it from this guy, he's well known around paranormal circles and is the definition of not letting shit go. I have redacted his name from the screenshot, but trust me, it's not hard to find him ... mostly because he shares the same crap everywhere.

Look at all that "evidence." But wait! There's more! 

Oh, look. He even has his "orbs" framed. He's definitely proud of the dust in his house. But wait! Yep. There's more.

And hey! There's Chris Chaos. You know him real well around Scared Sheetless. 

He's the one that showed me this, but like I told him, this guy has been sharing the same crap for years now. I had to unfriend him on Facebook, because I would post something and he would post this shit ... and it had nothing to do with the paranormal. I remember he did it when I was talking about comics and movies ... and music. It became very irritating and even I said, I don't believe in this shit, he would just keep posting his "findings."  

If there was a king of orbs it would be this guy. I'm sure he'd take that as a compliment, but dude, I'm sorry. It's not. 

Let it go. You're making the paranormal look like a freaking joke. 

That's all for WTF Paranormal. I hope you had yourself a good laugh at the king of orbs. He may make another return here, but basically that's all he ever talks about, so probably not. It will be like beating a dead horse and then he'll take a picture of where said dead horse was and claim he can see it in an orb and a bunch of numbers ... -sighs- Freaking orbs, man. Anyway, take care. 


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