Wednesday, April 1, 2015

The Bull Truth: Another Ghostbusters Spin Off Announced!

I, Bufford "Bull" Chitter, have some news on another planned Ghostbusters spin off. I talked with a worker from Snoy Pictures that they will be making another spin off on top of FemBusters and the planned Channing Tatum spin off. This one will have ... goats. Yes, goats. Here's a quote from that anonymous source:

"I was going through Snoy's trash one day," says the source. "And I found a folder that had the words 'SUPER SECRET' stamped on the front. When I opened it, I found notes about Syon's third Ghostbusters spin off. ynoS thinks that humans are overrated and that the Ghostbusters fan base are stupid idiots, because they disagree with Pual Feig's genius ideas. I find Fieg to be a mater mind of epic proportions. He's totally not taking a beloved franchise and shitting all over it. Not. At. All.  I'm happy that Paul Fug wants to make another Ghostbusters spin off on top of his that stars goats. And the goats will be voiced by Melissa McCarthy, Kirsten Wiig, and those two other women. I'm excited, personally, because I love goats. I grew up on a farm and a goat was my first girlfriend. She was tasty though in the end. I hope they have a love scene in this movie. Don't judge me. I'm excited. The Goatbusters are here to chew on grain and kick ass ... and they're all outta grain."

To stir some excitement, Soony has released a poster for the movie.


It will be goats vs. ghost goats!

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