Madam Mortuary: Lydia Deetez

"Really James? Another freaking Beetlejuice related post."

 

Not entirely. When I was a kid I had a major crush on Lydia (played by Winona Ryder). What can I say? I dig Goth chicks. And not to make this awkward, I am not a necrophilia. Actually, I think just saying that like I'm trying to protect my ass is making it even more weird. Whatever!

 

 

But the other thing about Lydia, is that she can relate to us who believe in spirits. Her parents sure as hell didn't and look what happened to them? A huge damn snake came, threw Otho down the stairs and threw her father over the rail. Take that skeptics!

 

 

 

Lydia is obviously the black sheep of the family. I'm sure a lot of us have been there with the norm of my readers being believers in the paranormal. The majority of people thinks its cool, but you get those who think you're weird. I've come to terms with that, because weird is beautiful! But at the time it was more like: Dem feels, man.

 

 

I swear it was just a dream and not fantasy! Okay...maybe a little fantasy.

 

 

But here's your third Madam Mortuary: Lydia!