Monday, December 15, 2014

NO MORE GHOSTBUSTERS 3/ALL FEMALE CAST CRAP!

I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it.

With the recent hacking of Sony's personal files, the news and my news feed on Facebook, has been running wild with news about various future film projects. From a potential Men In Black/21 Jump Street crossover (please, no) to the news about Ghostbusters 3 and the all female Ghostbusters reboot. It's pandemonium. It's like the Twinkie.

"What about the Twinkie?"



"That's a big Twinkie."

And the EPA Venkmen was talking about could be represented as Sony, because according to the leaks, Sony wants to sue Bill Murray's ass because he won't budge on a Ghostbusters 3. But he somewhat gave his blessing for the all female Ghostbusters reboot when he said he'd like to see Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig in it. Unless he was talking theatrically.

Thing is, it's bullshit. They can't sue Murray because he wants nothing to do with Ghostbusters 3. He did the video game, he threw us a bone, but it's time to let Ghostbusters be what it's always been. A classic movie that will be loved for generations. Ghostbusters will be fine without a third movie with a new cast (STUPID!) or a third movie with just two old busters (most likely Dan Akyroyd and Ernie Hudson being the only ones) handing over the reigns to the next generation. Also stupid! Didn't Dan ever learn from Blues Brothers 2000?!

Years ago, I would have said, Bill Murray is being a stubborn bastard because he won't do a third movie. But after Harold Ramis' pasing and the fact that Sony wants to tarnish everything about the Ghostbusters franchise, Bill freaking Murray was right all along. We don't need it! And it seems like with every little scoop of new Ghostbusters movie news, whether it's 3 or the female cast one, it just keeps getting worse and worse. I mean, they want to get Jennifer Lawrence in the all female one. She didn't even know Ghostbusters II existed! And how people can say, "Oh, that's adorable," are you fucking mad?! No, it's not adorable. It's beyond sickening. This is the woman they want to take over?! NO! No disrespect to her, but unless you know what in the fuck you're getting yourself into, you best be doing your homework. This is Ghostbusters, honey. This is some peoples, like myself, equivalent to Star Wars.

Mark my words: If they make Ghostbusters 3 or the all female cast, or both, we're talking about ... something catastrophic ... something ... ugh. Let this scene cover it.



The end of the world! Cats and dogs living together ... mass ... you know the rest. Or you better, jerky!

Okay. It definitely won't be the end of the world ... or at least I think. But, God. I really wanted a Ghostbusters 3. Since I was a kid, even in my adult years. I wanted it badly. With all the news, back before Ramis' death. I was really looking forward to it. But now ... I don't want it. I know it's bound to happen sometime. Some fucker out there is going to destroy our childhood sometime or another. But for right now, when I think of Ghostbusters, I want to think of this ...



Leave the classics alone!!!

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