It's Turkey Extravaganza Palooza Fest Day (trying to spice up the name)! Which means it is an open invitation to practice gluttony and not be judged for it! Yay Thanksgiving! No, seriously. I'm only cheating on this day and then going back to my diet on Friday. If I survive.
(Warning: This sappy message may be interrupted by James -aka Scared Sheetless' real thoughts. Be advised!)
My friends (translation: "mindless viewers") Thanksgiving is not just a day for binge eating and sleeping it off because of some chemical in the turkey (that's a myth! ... I think). It's about giving thanks for those you are most thankful for (oh, brother. Who let the weeping willow in?) and I am thankful for those who keep this site going by viewing my posts, ridiculous Paranormal Humor pictures (he didn't create them. He steals them off Google), reading my video game reviews (nobody does. Not even his mom). But I'm also thankful for the contributors of Scared Sheetless like Chad Stambaugh (the one who pulls in the views to this "website") Cindie Harper (the other who pulls in the views to this dump) and Jennifer Scelsi (where the hell has she been? Seriously. Wasn't her last article in like ... Vietnam?)
May your Thanksgiving be a filling one (and not just on mashed potatoes ... and to our hillbilly viewers "pataters"). Happy Thanksgiving!
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